lesbian-god:

When I was a kid I would be like “ew boys” and my mom would say “darling, some day you’ll like boys” but congratulations mom I’m a lesbian so ew boys

(Source: lesbian-goddesss)

(Source: hikingdreams)

the-queen-procrastinator:

the-11-doctor:

thisfuturemd:

brigwife:



Romanticized vs. Realistic

as a member of Scotland I can confirm

This is the real UK my friends

the-queen-procrastinator:

the-11-doctor:

thisfuturemd:

brigwife:

image

Romanticized vs. Realistic

as a member of Scotland I can confirm

This is the real UK my friends

(Source: british-v0gue)

Natasha Lyonne for Opening Ceremony, August 2014

(Source: tashalyonnes)

(Source: mi-vida-nueva)

(Source: ex-da-meganfox)

ultra-overdosin:

livelawless:

lnvocation:

My thighs are huge cuz they’re full of secrets

Wrap them around my ears and let me hear them all

Smooth as fuck

you didn’t have to offer your hand / ‘cause since I’ve kissed it I am at your command

superbnature:

Nature bird by @Doug88888 on Flickr.

Omfg

A kiss is irrelevant
But I want to be on your lips

I just wanna know why Tina Fey and Amy Pohler aren’t a thing

(Source: visualpantheon)

(Source: nsfworld)

Tally for black guys who have asked for my number while I am at work: 3

Tally for black guys who have asked me if I am a stoner while I am at work: 4

Apparently black guys are attracted to white girls who look like stoners? Also, apparently I look like a stoner

P.S. I’m gay. Sorry boyyyzzzz